Fin J Ross

Have you ever wonder what cats think?

Have you ever pondered what cats do when you're not around? 

Sit down you Dog-People; we get that you think cats don't think much or do anything, but that's another story.

This is a heads up or flick of a feline tail to the forthcoming second instalment in a tale of unwarranted incarceration  - known to humans as 'a holiday' - that's been thrust on an unsuspecting cat - or feeli  - named Juno or, sometimes Megsy, Puss, Pud or the cat.

For those of you who haven't caught up with the purrfectly funny tale of Juno's cattery adventure then check out Chapter One of AKA Fudgepuddle - under Words on the Clan Destine Portal - before Chapter Two goes up on Wednesday.

Will it be Juno's latest new name that sends her   

all feelichatra, or the discovery that all feelis have 'special skills' - except her. 

Juno will fill you in.

Not that her story is told for the benefit of we humans - or deuxjambs, as she calls us.

This is just her story, translated by a feeli-lingual deuxjamb known as Fin J. Ross.